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Puppy’s Luck Runs Out!

Posted on 09/24/2014 by twistedup

     Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later, my poor puppy got bitten on the muzzle by a pygmy rattler.  This afternoon, while mowing the front lawn, I saw a snake go curl up betweeen two trees. … Continue reading →

Posted in GREEN ACRE HELL, SIMON-KING KITTY | Tagged jack russel, puppy, pygmy, rattler, snake bite, vet | 1 Reply

Fat Attack

Posted on 02/05/2014 by twistedup

Since I’ve spent the day in bed recuperating I’m catching up on my writing.  Here’s another little incident that happened a week or so ago on one of those 60 degree days in January. For two days we had 60+ … Continue reading →

Posted in SIMON-KING KITTY, THIS, THAT, AND OTHER | Tagged cat, drama, fat bastard, snakes | Leave a reply

CAT SCRATCH FEVER

Posted on 02/17/2013 by twistedup

     Just when you think you’re safe from your animals, they do something totally psychotic.  Granted, cats are not known for being the sensible type anyway, but I WAS thinking I could enjoy a peaceful day.  No channeling Lucy, no … Continue reading →

Posted in SIMON-KING KITTY | Tagged kitty, owasso, scratch, wall | Leave a reply

Ivy League Cat!

Posted on 08/22/2012 by twistedup
Secret Window?

Ivy, yeah it’s pretty when you see it growing on the outside of someone ELSE’S house.  However, this is the picture of the ivy from the inside of my bathroom.  Two problems with this window.  First, it’s tucked away like … Continue reading →

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Chaos

Posted on 08/18/2012 by twistedup

  Ahhh, waking up after working until sunrise, with that sense of accomplishment and the fulfillment from following the right path.  God is good! However, He also has a sense of humor. Enter Captain Chaos. No matter how hard I … Continue reading →

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Kitty Revenge

Posted on 08/15/2012 by twistedup

Don’t you just love all the PhD’s (Piled Higher and Deeper) that claim animals don’t mourn, think etc.?  That it is their human counterparts projecting their feelings onto the animal.  REALLY??  Obviously they have never seen a dog mourn the … Continue reading →

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Animal’s Cruelty

Posted on 08/15/2012 by twistedup

Animal Cruelty??  I suppose technically I’m guilty.  I call Simon, Fat Bastard, Fleabag, King Kitty etc.  But REALLY they are meant to be terms of “endearment”.  AND I am a lazy owner.  Yesterday while running errands as quickly as possible, … Continue reading →

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Monsters

Posted on 08/13/2012 by twistedup

I just wanna go to bed, it’s 2am I’m allowed.  I go into the bedroom, oh hell forgot I stripped the sheets off to take to laundry earlier.  Off I go to the closet, it’s wide open, I haven’t figured … Continue reading →

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Olympic Tryouts?

Posted on 08/10/2012 by twistedup

The sun came out!  It’s about 3pm here, I’m thinking I can now re-hang the blinds fat cat took down while I was showering last night, and NOT have to do it with the neighbors smirking at me.  Life is … Continue reading →

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FLASH

Posted on 08/10/2012 by twistedup

Okay, ready for this day to end!  I’m home finally, poor fat bastard must have missed me.  He greets me at the door with incessant meowing and wraps all four legs around me.  I give him the required attention, I … Continue reading →

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